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jon jon what do they want foreigners to know when they become a citizen? >> a lot of multiple choice questions, but nothing absports. not one sport question. >> jon: what did they ask about? >> history, politics. >> jon: please. we don't know anything about that. why should you have to? well, it's always very nice to see you. and you'll come back for the wizard of oz prequel because i'm excited about that. is it for kids, too? >> yes, yes. >> jon: "the whistleblower" opens in new york and l.a. august 5th. expands to other cities throughout august. >> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is, yourme
jon jon what do they want foreigners to know when they become a citizen? >> a lot of multiple choice questions, but nothing absports. not one sport question. >> jon: what did they ask about? >> history, politics. >> jon: please. we don't know anything about that. why should you have to? well, it's always very nice to see you. and you'll come back for the wizard of oz prequel because i'm excited about that. is it for kids, too? >> yes, yes. >> jon: "the...
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. >> jon: yes. [laughter] the massacre in norway is a tragic story about the persecution of christians. [laughter] look, i'm going to go out on a limb here. laura ingram, mmm, is right. the idea that this killer represents mainstream sentiment in the christian community is ridiculous. that being said, people drawing the connection between a philosophical underpinning of his madness to a christian crusader mentality are not doing it to get at you. the connection stems mostly from two things: the shooter's 1,500-page, crucifix drenched call to reclaim western christian come from the infidels, and two, the shooters's knights templar 2083 power point paying tribute to charles the emperor to vlad the impaler. now, obviously i would have more sympathy for the... [laughter] obviously i would have more sympathy for the fox rapid response team's nuanced concerns if their plea to distinguish violence proclaim in the name of a religion from the practitioners and tenets of said religion were applied to, uh, let
. >> jon: yes. [laughter] the massacre in norway is a tragic story about the persecution of christians. [laughter] look, i'm going to go out on a limb here. laura ingram, mmm, is right. the idea that this killer represents mainstream sentiment in the christian community is ridiculous. that being said, people drawing the connection between a philosophical underpinning of his madness to a christian crusader mentality are not doing it to get at you. the connection stems mostly from two...
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the political spectrum and people are crying out for us to get back to some level of sensibility. >> jon huntsman talking tough yesterday. following huntsman interview, the democratic national committee blasted in a critique reading, don't take our word for it. this comes as speculation grows about whether other republicans might jump into the race. names floefted, house budget committee paul ryan, new jersey governor chris christie and, yes, former alaska governor sarah palin. christie and ryan deny publicly they're making plans for a campaign while palin had said they will make her index tensions clear by september. on friday palin's political action committee released a web video releasing footage of her at the iowa state fair. in the video palin promises supporters to see you again september 3rd. republican strategist former bush adviser karl rove says the ad looks pre-presidential. >> the schedule she's got next week in iowa, it looks like that of a candidate not a celebrity. her difficulty is, if she doesn't get in shortly after next week, then i think people are going to basically
the political spectrum and people are crying out for us to get back to some level of sensibility. >> jon huntsman talking tough yesterday. following huntsman interview, the democratic national committee blasted in a critique reading, don't take our word for it. this comes as speculation grows about whether other republicans might jump into the race. names floefted, house budget committee paul ryan, new jersey governor chris christie and, yes, former alaska governor sarah palin. christie...
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. >> next on booktv jon miller recounts president theodore roosevelt involvement in the reimagining of football which save the sport from being banned and ultimately to the creation of the national collegiate athletic association, the ncaa. this is about 40 minutes. >> if you're wondering what kind of knucklehead puts on a book about football at the start of baseball season, the answer is the same 10 of knucklehead who is a lifelong fan of the detroit lions here the good thing about being a lifelong fan of the detroit lions is that the experience teaches important life lessons. for example, how to deal with severe and ongoing disappointment. i've learned that humor helps. who knows the difference between the detroit lions and a dollar bill? it turns out that from a dollar bill you can still get four quarters. [laughter] thank you. i'll be performing all week at aei. let's talk about football and theodore roosevelt. i'd like to start with a statistic. in 1905, 18 people died playing football. in 1905, 18 people died playing football. so we hear a lot today about the problem concussions
. >> next on booktv jon miller recounts president theodore roosevelt involvement in the reimagining of football which save the sport from being banned and ultimately to the creation of the national collegiate athletic association, the ncaa. this is about 40 minutes. >> if you're wondering what kind of knucklehead puts on a book about football at the start of baseball season, the answer is the same 10 of knucklehead who is a lifelong fan of the detroit lions here the good thing about...
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is jon stewart. we have a good one for you tonight. oh, we got a one good one tonight. also richard brookhiser is going to be joining us. he has written a new biography of james madison who as you know is the name sake of the second biggest city in wisconsin. (cheers and applause) >> jon: i'm going to go right to the big news. >> moammar qaddafi is dead conditions. >> qaddafies with company tured in sirte. hes with on the hood of a car. they had to prop him up. he seemed very groggy. according to one of the rebels involved in that situation. >> he pleaded don't shoot, don't shoot, but they shot him. (laughter) >> jon: you know why they shot him after he said don't shoot, they're rebels. (laughter) >> jon: may,-- hey, man, don't tell us what to do. of course with this sort of event there's always the question of proof. >> there's a photograph that has been published from the news agency afp. i want to warn you about that, it's quite graphic. (laughter) how am i going to explain those shoes to my child
is jon stewart. we have a good one for you tonight. oh, we got a one good one tonight. also richard brookhiser is going to be joining us. he has written a new biography of james madison who as you know is the name sake of the second biggest city in wisconsin. (cheers and applause) >> jon: i'm going to go right to the big news. >> moammar qaddafi is dead conditions. >> qaddafies with company tured in sirte. hes with on the hood of a car. they had to prop him up. he seemed very...
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jon: and i'm jon scott. planes are still in the air, of course, but thousands of workers are grounded. jenna: certainly not a good time for that. they've been laid off until congress comes back from vacation to sort out what's been described as a mess. doug mcelway live in washington, does it sound like a mess, smell like a mess? is that the right word for this? [laughter] >> reporter: it walks like a mess. jenna: there you go. >> reporter: the standoff continues, part of an impasse that has left 4,000 faa workers furloughed, thousands of construction workers laid off and dozens of construction projects on hold. the primary sticking point, at least to democrats, is the republican house plan that cut back funding for the essential air service, a subsidy for small rural airports that cost taxpayers as much as $3700 per ticket. senate democrats object to its removal and are holding up passage over that equating the republicans' scrapping of eas to holding somebody hostage. >> it's the issue of hostage taking. i
jon: and i'm jon scott. planes are still in the air, of course, but thousands of workers are grounded. jenna: certainly not a good time for that. they've been laid off until congress comes back from vacation to sort out what's been described as a mess. doug mcelway live in washington, does it sound like a mess, smell like a mess? is that the right word for this? [laughter] >> reporter: it walks like a mess. jenna: there you go. >> reporter: the standoff continues, part of an impasse...
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jon jon i should just go. [laughter] [applause] >> you actually entertain? >> jon:, no not really. every now and again. >> the reason you're first in the book is people said, why do you have jon stewart on the show. you were first on my show when i came back to pbs in 2007. and i said, well, because mark twain wasn't available and he's not. but the truth of the matter is, your people here know that the truth goes down better in a democracy when it's in humor, but you do a splendid job of juxtaposing. you don't attack people. you put what they said ten years ago and what they said last night. that's what good journalism is about. it's about comparing. it's not declaring it. >> jon: well, that's very kind of you. i feel like we're not to dye that man's mustache, but thank you for putting us in the same sentence. we're going to take a commercial ♪ [ male announcer ] when you're looking for a twist, crack open a bud light lime. ♪ it's a fraction of the hope but it's hard to control ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] the great taste of bud light, with a twist. bud light lime. all the refres
jon jon i should just go. [laughter] [applause] >> you actually entertain? >> jon:, no not really. every now and again. >> the reason you're first in the book is people said, why do you have jon stewart on the show. you were first on my show when i came back to pbs in 2007. and i said, well, because mark twain wasn't available and he's not. but the truth of the matter is, your people here know that the truth goes down better in a democracy when it's in humor, but you do a...
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(laughter) >> jon: you seem to hate bookstore employees. >> oh, i loathe them, jon. they shove my books under humor, not witticism as i asked! do i look like "marpl duke" to you? (laughter) >> jon: marmaduke is a very big dog." (laughs) >> pathetic. we have to face facts, jon, the big box bookstore has passed into history. not something we should embrace and be proud of by preserving borders as a popular historical attraction. >> jon: like colonial williamsburg. >> exactly. bring the kids down to ye olde borderstown. let them see what it felt like to paw through a clearance bin of calendar or sneak a peek at pornography printed on actual paper on the giant rack of weird magazines you've never heard of. including my personal favorite "bookstore magazine rack aficionado magazine." >> jon: i think a bookstore preserve might appeal to a small market. >> can't be smaller than the market of people who bri books anyway. so what do you like? gather round, young' uns and see how we used to have book lights. in the 1980s an ice cream was a sign of wealth and books didn't glow.
(laughter) >> jon: you seem to hate bookstore employees. >> oh, i loathe them, jon. they shove my books under humor, not witticism as i asked! do i look like "marpl duke" to you? (laughter) >> jon: marmaduke is a very big dog." (laughs) >> pathetic. we have to face facts, jon, the big box bookstore has passed into history. not something we should embrace and be proud of by preserving borders as a popular historical attraction. >> jon: like colonial...
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jon: i'm jon scott. hurricane irene gathering strength, a major category 3 storm take aim at the u.s. east coast. folks as far as maine are warned they can see extreme flooding, power outages or worse even if irene stays off-shore. jenna: some projections said this storm would hit, but j.d. reminds us we are still a few days out. >> reporter: four days out there is a 200-mile margin of error with the cone of uncertainty. one thing is for sure, i'm getting emails saying what is my weekend going to be like in the ham tomorrow's? you shouldn't be going to the ham tomorrow's. i know that's terrible to say. long island, new jersey shore, you really need to be paying attention. i don't think the people across the northeast realize what this could mean in the next couple of days. this could be a tropical-storm force winds, heavy rain for a matter of six to 12 hours over the weekend, so, just, you know, we need to pay close attention and i'll make sure everyone knows the forecast. this is a look from outer space
jon: i'm jon scott. hurricane irene gathering strength, a major category 3 storm take aim at the u.s. east coast. folks as far as maine are warned they can see extreme flooding, power outages or worse even if irene stays off-shore. jenna: some projections said this storm would hit, but j.d. reminds us we are still a few days out. >> reporter: four days out there is a 200-mile margin of error with the cone of uncertainty. one thing is for sure, i'm getting emails saying what is my weekend...
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[laughter] >> jon: jon stewart, "the daily show." i have a quick question. as a frequent radioshack customer, i may be qualified to tell you what may be an issue with your plan, but go ahead. >> the problem with it was the limited battery life. [laughter and applause] >> jon: see, the batteries at radioshack are designed to work with one of those little remote control helicopters that work... once. [laughter] so now that we know the g.p.s. tracking system for the assault rifles we sold mexican cartels didn't work, how do we find out where the guns are? what is plan "b"? >> the only way you're going to find those guns in mexico is where? >> at crime scenes in which either the bad guy was killed and his gun was left at the scene or used during the commission of a crime in which the gun was left behind. >> jon: okay. [laughter] so our plan to prevent american guns from being used in mexican gang violence is to provide mexican gangs american guns. [laughter] to use according to our plan. [laughter] how exactly did we convince the mexican government to cooperate
[laughter] >> jon: jon stewart, "the daily show." i have a quick question. as a frequent radioshack customer, i may be qualified to tell you what may be an issue with your plan, but go ahead. >> the problem with it was the limited battery life. [laughter and applause] >> jon: see, the batteries at radioshack are designed to work with one of those little remote control helicopters that work... once. [laughter] so now that we know the g.p.s. tracking system for the...
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captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: what's happening? my name is jon stewart! we've got a nice program for you tonight. our guest tonight, calvin trillin. author of the new book called "quite enough of calvin trillin." oh, we'll be the judge of that. (laughter) what? why would i threaten my own guest? enough levity, enough frivolity, enough rye bald good humor. tonight i want to talk about something serious. (laughter) america is and has been for quite some time at war. now... (laughter) ... not that one. no, this... why don't i just tell you? no, that's not the one! let me... that's not even... when did that start? (laughter) that's not even real! just let me tell you what it is! (laughter) it's a battle for the very soul of our democracy. >> the battle for our democracy is being fought today. >> the raging battle is for america's future. >> the heart and soul of america. >> we must win this battle. >> get your muskets, affix your bayonets and the charge is to the right! >> jon: but before you charge, pour the powder from the powder horn into the barrel and th
captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: what's happening? my name is jon stewart! we've got a nice program for you tonight. our guest tonight, calvin trillin. author of the new book called "quite enough of calvin trillin." oh, we'll be the judge of that. (laughter) what? why would i threaten my own guest? enough levity, enough frivolity, enough rye bald good humor. tonight i want to talk about something serious. (laughter) america is and has been for quite some time at...
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. >> that's part of what -- >> reporter: michele bachmann, jon huntsman, rick santorum will be looking to prove they need the tom nation or stay in the race. >> now when it comes to conservative support looks like cain has a big lead over romney. twice as much. >> tracie potts for us in washington, thanks so much. >>> with protesters in new york showing no signs of letting up in their demonstrations against wall street and what they call corporate greed, they now plan to get a little personal. according to crane's new york business, today protesters are planning what's being called a millionaire's march. they will visit some of the homes of new york's wealthiest, including rupert murdoch and jp morgan chase's jamie dimond. >>> mayor bloomberg has softened his stance on the demonstrators say they can express themselves as long as they stay within the law. 56% of americans are heard about the occupy wall street movement. 27% agree with the overall position. and 19% disagree. >>> and now here's a look at some other stories making news "early today" in america. >>> one california homeowner
. >> that's part of what -- >> reporter: michele bachmann, jon huntsman, rick santorum will be looking to prove they need the tom nation or stay in the race. >> now when it comes to conservative support looks like cain has a big lead over romney. twice as much. >> tracie potts for us in washington, thanks so much. >>> with protesters in new york showing no signs of letting up in their demonstrations against wall street and what they call corporate greed, they...
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that's what we call coldç bloo. >> jon: stoic. >> yes. >> jon: reptilian. (bleep). >> sorry, guys, you helped me a lot. >> jon: i know what it boils down to in the end. this is for the kids in any of these movies, don't have sex with wild monkeys. [ laughter ] if there was a take away from any of these virus movies -- obviously for the kids. >> yeah. well, i would add any animal basically. we are all animals. >> jon: you haven't been for a while to south carolina? >> well, no. >> jon: "contagion" i get in terrible trouble. "contagion" is in [cheers and applause] >> jon: that's our show. join us next week at 11:00. by the way, a lot of people ask what is the advantage of coming down and seeing the show live in new york? stand around all day in a -- what is clearly a god forsaken part of new york city where at any moment a pack of feral dogs may drag an old friend of yours you met up with on foursquare into an alley and tear them to pieces. what is in it for me? perhaps something like this, if you come to the show you may get a free dvd copy of waite wyatt ce
that's what we call coldç bloo. >> jon: stoic. >> yes. >> jon: reptilian. (bleep). >> sorry, guys, you helped me a lot. >> jon: i know what it boils down to in the end. this is for the kids in any of these movies, don't have sex with wild monkeys. [ laughter ] if there was a take away from any of these virus movies -- obviously for the kids. >> yeah. well, i would add any animal basically. we are all animals. >> jon: you haven't been for a while to...
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>> jon: ♪ america, (bleep) yeah! ♪ (cheers and applause) i don't know why i always make myself the bass player. (laughter) why wouldn't by lead get star in it's my own air band and yet... (laughter) i mike myself the bass player. it really makes very little sense. what are we talking about? (laughter) yes! republican majority leader eric cantor is right! the people must take to the streets to take this country back! (chanting) >> whose streets? our streets! >> the whole world is watching! >> jon: oh, my god! it's working! (laughter) eric cantor, are you seeing this? the people have been awakened by your battle cry! >> i for one am increasingly concerned about the growing mobs occupying wall street and the other cities across the country. (laughter) (cheers and applause) >> jon: oh, i thought we were having a democracy soul battle. (laughter) remember, take our country back! the bayonets! the charging with the powder and the muskets. (laughter) so that's what the wall street protestors are doing. somehow that wrong?
>> jon: ♪ america, (bleep) yeah! ♪ (cheers and applause) i don't know why i always make myself the bass player. (laughter) why wouldn't by lead get star in it's my own air band and yet... (laughter) i mike myself the bass player. it really makes very little sense. what are we talking about? (laughter) yes! republican majority leader eric cantor is right! the people must take to the streets to take this country back! (chanting) >> whose streets? our streets! >> the whole...
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is jon stewart. my guest former new orleans mayor ray nagin. thanks for joining us. my guest the former new orleans mayor ray nagin. (laughter) >> jon: jerry lewis, all right. interesting weekend. spent time in our nation's capitol. took another classic photo of myself in front of the washington monument. (laughter) >> jon: hello! the only question now i guess is who should i twitter that to? (laughter) >> jon: anyway i stopped by the old fox news sunday, said i had to my friend chris wallace. we i thought had a provocative discussion about the media. i suggested that the true bias of the mainstream news is not particularly liberal but towards sensationalism and conflict or as the huffington post put it, you're insane! (laughter) here's what i want to know-- (cheers and applause) >> jon: all right. what, what font would you use when man lands on mars? like-- (laughter) i guess in that case arianna just has to go door-to-door to people's houses, ring their bell and go click on me, i have news! (laught
is jon stewart. my guest former new orleans mayor ray nagin. thanks for joining us. my guest the former new orleans mayor ray nagin. (laughter) >> jon: jerry lewis, all right. interesting weekend. spent time in our nation's capitol. took another classic photo of myself in front of the washington monument. (laughter) >> jon: hello! the only question now i guess is who should i twitter that to? (laughter) >> jon: anyway i stopped by the old fox news sunday, said i had to my...
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. >>> enough of the real news, let's huddle up around the water cooler to watch jon huntsman's new approach to move the needle around the poll numbers. a two-mile run around milford, new hampshire, he ran the whole way. he's got the nike's on, the button-down and the khakis on, this is forrest gumpesque, he joggeded entire way, slapped hands as he moved. why not, get a little attention. stir up a little energy behind the campaign. jon huntsman was running. >>> how about a clip for you from indianapolis morning television, ray cortapossi, an anchor for the morning news had wrapped up a live segment with a gigantic tarantula when he used it to taunt his weather man, jim o'brien, let's watch. >> has anybody seen, we have weather forecast to do, jim, are you -- >> i'm not even going to remotely get over into that area. 9:48, let's talk about what's going on with the weather. it look likes our tower cam has us under no -- way. i'm not kidding. i will leave the studio. you know that thing shoots hair at you, it's got fangs, i don't want to be around it. i told you i will punch you if you get clos
. >>> enough of the real news, let's huddle up around the water cooler to watch jon huntsman's new approach to move the needle around the poll numbers. a two-mile run around milford, new hampshire, he ran the whole way. he's got the nike's on, the button-down and the khakis on, this is forrest gumpesque, he joggeded entire way, slapped hands as he moved. why not, get a little attention. stir up a little energy behind the campaign. jon huntsman was running. >>> how about a clip...
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jon: i'm jon scott. the prolonged economic downturn appears to be hurting voter's thoughts about president obama as he heeds for re-election. a new usa today gallop poll finds a full 80% of americans believes the country is in a recession. meanwhile a new poll finds 49% definitely plan to vote against the president they say. the same poll finds most americans believes the president will not win a second term. 52% think he will lose to the republican candidate, whoever that might be. right now the republican candidates are preparing for their next big debate, it's tomorrow night in florida. our chief political correspondent carl cameron is of course right there with them live in orlando, carl. >> reporter: hi, jon. the republicans for now are focused on one another, not so much president obama. they have to pick a republican nominee, and to that end both mitt romney and rick perry are campaigning in southern florida this morning. mitt romney was in miami where he held a town hall meeting, as he has for se
jon: i'm jon scott. the prolonged economic downturn appears to be hurting voter's thoughts about president obama as he heeds for re-election. a new usa today gallop poll finds a full 80% of americans believes the country is in a recession. meanwhile a new poll finds 49% definitely plan to vote against the president they say. the same poll finds most americans believes the president will not win a second term. 52% think he will lose to the republican candidate, whoever that might be. right now...